South Park and Reality

   Last week the new South Park game was released: The stick of truth. I am not going to go into details of what the game is about, but knowing its a SOUTH PARK game you kind of know what to expect. Anyway, the problem arises from the fact that the game is 18 rated BUT it is still censored in the UK. Wait....not the USA- where they have all those ridiculous laws(and let's be honest-they do get anal probed at the airport!) ...it is censored in the UK.
   Basically try and look at it through my eyes- I am 22 years old, all of my friends are in their early or late 20s, however they cannot play the full uncensored South Park version because well....I don't know.

   I will give an example with COD: Modern Warfare, the game came out several years ago (rated 18 of course) and a particular scene pissed off loads of mums- in that scene you were an undercover agent planted into the Russian mafia or something and you were at an airport with all your Russian pals. All of a sudden they all started shooting at the civilians. Most of the gamers I've talked to said that they all shot at the civilians at the airport. However the mums were so pissed off about THAT particular scene that the makers had to put a warning at the start of the game.

WARNING: A really bad scene will be following- do you want to play it or skip it?

   So here is my point: What REALLY grinds my gears is that in realistic games like GTA and COD you still have the option to run over people and shoot unarmed civilians at the airport, BUT in a silly PAPER CUT OFFS series like South Park you cannot play a scene where a non-realistic looking character get an ANAL PROBE by the aliens............ Just listen how ridiculous this sounds. I will say it again, I will also include pictures to emphasise my consumer's opinion.

THIS GUY HERE

 GETS AN ANAL PROBE

 BY THESE GUYS HERE

   Did you see how silly it looks. But I guess the governments of  UK, Australia, Germany and so on thought that it is their DUTY to protect 18 and above aged citizens from seeing an anal fucking probe taken by aliens on a paper cut off character.